How long is too long to be at sea? Not long enough, according to the President. Sailors on board the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln disagree. The Texas Longhorns are ranked fifth nationally going into this college football season. Is that high enough? When two is better than one. The greatest duets in music history, from Ozzy and Miss Piggy to Nelly and Kelly. Is yours on the list? Accused of brutally murdering his parents, now Nick Reiner is angling for his part of the inheritance.
Governor Abbott calls for a pause on border wall construction in the Big Bend. How long of a pause? Hmmm. How long 'til the election? An interesting defense for the man accused of orchestrating Tupac's murder. His lawyer says he's a liar. "You can't believe anything he says." Why so many Americans are NOT taking all the vacation time they have coming. Not even close, in fact. The contestants in this competition are all loony, and they take that as a compliment....
