Lazlo was a Webelo Boy Scout and he is PROUD. You know 7-OH is bad when even SlimFast is telling you not to use it. A football team has a disease straight out of the Pilgrim ages, the guys debate whether Christina Pike’s failed execution was cruel and unusual, and Lazlo finally red-pills Slim with Gypsy Rose. Any bands want to cover “Crunch, crunch, crunch, someone’s got popcorn?” If SlimFast’s drug dealer is listening, Lazlo misses you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
