Lazlo would OWN high school sports (if he was on the girls team), and cannot deal with SlimFasts small talk today. There are so many horse girls. Amazon is the new Temu. SlimFasts’ grandma was a WHORE, and the Church of Scientology wrote Lazlo a personal note. A 50 Day Bender is not very impressive. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
May 04, 2026
