SlimFast is power walking…the mall? Lazlo was forced to write his mom a letter in the Army, and a teacher was brought to tears over how illiterate his students are. Slim HATES Flock cameras, Gen Z is using sports betting instead of putting their money in a 401(k), and White Women are the DEVIL. Place your bets! Will Lazlo get SlimFast the Wade Davis ball on Monday? (+100 on no). Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!






