AI dressed SlimFast today, and somehow managed to avoid a potentially TERRIBLE tragedy at Cheddar’s. Lazlo thinks the coach who punted a football straight into a player’s nuts should be fired, and he has absolutely no interest in a schizophrenia simulator. People online are cruel, and Lazlo and SlimFast are making a mutual exchange: one vibrator for one signed Wade Davis baseball. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
