Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne

Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne

Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne

CATEGORY: Sports
Long time NFL star and Ivy League-educated Seth Payne welcomes you to Deceptively Fast. While the podcast promises break downs and unique takes on all of the biggest sports stories, it also features a weekly episode with an expert. The experts range from authors and dieticians to comedians and scientists, offering you a taste of everything that piques Seth’s interest - including health and physical/mental fitness. On the football side, you’ll hear from current and former players, Seth’s former teammates, and analysts from across the country. You’ll get fresh takes and perspective on everything happening around the NFL. Seth played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Before his NFL career, he attended Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne. Subscribe and leave a review if you enjoy Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne.
  1. February 26, 2022
    33 min
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    Should we try the Aaron Rodgers Panchakarma Cleanse?
    Seth and Drew contemplate whether they should try the Panchakarma cleanse that had Aaron Rodgers alternatively vomiting, butt lubing, and bleeding for 12 straight days. Seth Payne is a retired NFL player who no…
  2. November 20, 2021
    30 min
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    Why Monogomy? And Why Do We Suck at It?
    Seth and his friend, Drew Hodgdon, discuss the scientific theories for why human animals try, and very frequently fail, to be monogamous. Ball size is surprisingly a factor.
  3. October 31, 2021
    40 min
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    Lessons from Tom Brady and Peyton Manning (And a Lil' Bit of Eli)
    Peyton and Eli had Tom Brady on the Monday Night Football Manningcast last week, and Seth and Drew were excited about a few things they heard. QB sneaks, cold weather, red zone philosophy, and why physicality s…
  4. September 27, 2021
    37 min
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    Ravens Honor Michael K Williams; La'el Collins Botches Bunches of Drug Tests; Why Our Great Grandchildren Will Despise Us
    Seth and Drew talk about how the Ravens honored Michael K. Williams. La'el Collins does three of the dumbest things ever done in a drug test. Seth and Drew list the behaviors they currently practice that one da…
  5. September 14, 2021
    57 min
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    The Texans Are 1-0, Trevor Lawrence Looked Like a Rookie, and French People Aren't Fat
    Seth Payne and his old Texans teammate Drew Hodgdon talk about how Trevor Lawrence and Tyrod Taylor looked this weekend. Seth tries to convince Drew that it's okay to celebrate not being the worst team in the N…
  6. September 06, 2021
    27 min
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    Tom Brady and the Black Death.
    We started out talking about Tom Brady's assertion that the NFL does too much to prevent big hits, and ended up discussing the Black Death of the 1300s. These two things have nothing to do with each other. Pres…
  7. August 28, 2021
    45 min
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    Anonymous NFL Agents Survey
    Seth and Drew discuss the anonymous agent survey by Ben Standig of The Athletic, during which Drew basically calls Seth a beta male for his approach to NFLPA negotiations. They also weigh in on Jerry Jones, Urb…
  8. August 24, 2021
    34 min
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    Tim Tebow We Hardly Knew You
    Seth and Drew Hodgdon discuss the release of Tim Tebow, Tony Romo's broadcasting career arc, and whether Seth should buy a private jet.
  9. August 15, 2021
    30 min
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    Dak Prescott is salty and Jerry Jones claims he’s naive: Hard Knocks Cowboys
    Seth and Drew discuss episode 1 of Hard Knocks, which looks like a departure from the standard Hard Knocks formula of following around a bunch of bubble guys with inspiring backstories. The Cowboys have star ap…
  10. August 06, 2021
    50 min
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    Wait, Deshaun Watson was Practicing?
    Seth Payne’s personal sports hell has been trying to figure out what’s going on with Deshaun Watson and the Texans, while his old teammate Drew Hodgdon has been living in Charlotte, blissfully detached from the…
  11. May 03, 2021
    29 min
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    Aaron Rodgers Wants Out
    Aaron Rodgers wants out of Green Bay. Is he justified or is he being a diva? Seth and Drew Discuss.
  12. April 27, 2021
    30 min
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    Female Orgasm Cult or Just Bad Biz?
    Seth and Drew try to figure out if OneTaste, a sexuality-focused wellness education company that focused on the female orgasm, was the cult that some people allege it was or just a shady business model. You can…
  13. April 23, 2021
    45 min
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    How Are You Feeling at Age 37?
    Usually "middle age" means 45-60 years old, but the true median age of men in America is 37. To find out how these median aged men feel about their health as they start the back 9 of their lives, Men's Health s…
  14. April 05, 2021
    48 min
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    Larry Olmsted, author of "Fans"
    Seth and Drew discuss the dreariness of working from home, how Bhad Babie can inspire us all, and get up to speed on Deshaun Watson. Then Seth visits with author Larry Olmsted (31:00), author of the book, Fans:…
  15. March 02, 2021
    22 min
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    J.J. Watt Is a Cardinal
    Seth and his former teammate Drew Hodgdon discuss J.J. Watt's surprise decision to take his talents to the desert.
  16. March 01, 2021
    33 min
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    What the Hell Is Top Shot?
    Seth discovers yet another new thing that makes him feel like Grandpa Simpson: Top Shot virtual sports cards. He and Drew discuss the legitimacy of Top Shot and whether it'll survive the pandemic. They then dis…
  17. February 25, 2021
    34 min
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    Russell Wilson Drama Explained, with Seattle Radio Stud Paul Gallant
    My friend and former co-host from the morning show, Paul Gallant, joins me to explain what's going on with Russell Wilson in Seattle. Paul hosts the morning show on the Seahawks flag station, and he also has a…
  18. February 24, 2021
    35 min
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    Tiger Woods Crash, Alex Smith is Chippy, and Seth's Self-Loathing Self-Help Problem
    Seth and Drew discuss Tiger Woods' car crash, with Seth displaying some kind of peculiar cynical optimism, and Drew weighing in with his experience as a surgical sales rep. Seth admits he doesn't know what "met…
  19. February 23, 2021
    40 min
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    Jeff Bezos, NFL owner?
    Seth and Drew discuss what type of NFL owner Jeff Bezos would be; Why on earth would OU receiver Spencer Jones fight a cauliflower-eared person; Drew shares a fight story; Fernando Tatis potentially owes $30 mi…
  20. February 16, 2021
    32 min
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    J.J. Watt's Options; What Type of Cult are The Texans; 3 Habits of Healthy People
    Seth's friend Drew joins him, victorious after he dominated his ankle surgery. Seth explains why the Texans weren't gonna string out J.J. Watt's release; Where should J.J. sign in free agency;  The Texans don't…

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