Some other joan highlights:
EB: We talked about pooping! We talked about a million things today!
Drab: Jason's not interested in the show unless we're talking about Tiger. He's sending us text messages that say, 'I thought this was a sports show.' So any time that we're not talking about Tiger, he's punching out. He's bitter.
Bish: No, I didn't say that. I said 'pretty good sports show.'
Drab: Okay, because we talked about haircuts for five minutes.
Bish: Yeah. That doesn't interest me. Pooing doesn't interest me. Do I like to do it? Yes. Do I like to talk about it? No!
Drab: Jordan Spieth shooting two-over doesn't 98 percent of the people listening on the radio!
Bish: Twenty-two years! Twenty-two years! How many years have you been doing radio?!
EB: We know what we're doing. We made it interesting.
Drab: Then you don't need producers! What are we here for?
EB: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! I'm gonna say something very honest. We don't need producers. We need guest-bookers. We don't need producers. That's the honest truth. If you think -- I mean, I don't want to be hurtful -- but, I mean, you think this show can't produce itself?
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Valdez: We had a fine time the last time he played and he teed off in the morning. We did a show, for some reason. But today, we have to cut in to every single segment with an update!
EB: He's one back from the leader. It's international news.
Valdez: Look. You guys have done radio for 22 years. I've been in radio for 10 years, so I can kind of figure out what's good and what's bad.
EB: In your opinion. Yeah. I'll take my 22 over your 10.
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Drab: Essentially they were saying it was a subpar show, that we were losing audience, and that people were going to another station.
EB: Drab, do you guys want to defend your position?
Drab: I think it was a subpar show, and I think the people who are on our side are listening to The Team right now.
EB: Really? Wanna bet?
Cakes: Look at their numbers. The numbers say otherwise!
After taking a slew of complimentary calls, JP sniped, "One more. I know we're backed up. I'm just waiting for the vote for the producers."
"Yeah, is somebody gonna vote for them?" EB asked.
"Check Twitter," Drab recommended.
So I pulled a random sampling of @JunksRadio's Twitter mentions during the segment.
I assume you're talking to Bickel and Bishop...
— John Feinstein (@JFeinsteinBooks) March 9, 2018@EBJunkies I've been listening to you guys for all of your 22 years. I even met y'all at one of your first appearances at a barber shop at Springfield Mall. I tune in for your personalities, the goofs, yelling at @GlassJoeJP for showing up late. AND TIGER TALK.
— Travis Rechenbach (@trechenbach) March 9, 2018Shove it Drab and Valdez! Don't change the show @JunksRadio
— ZsasZ (@fhatkow) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio Tiger IS the story today. He's 2 under through 5 and looks completely locked in.
— seeking28 (@seeking28) March 9, 2018I hate golf but I love when the @JunksRadio and @EBJunkies @moneymetalcakes and @GlassJoeJP are excited about what they're taking about. When they're engaged there's nothing better on the radio.
— Chris Clark (@CeeClark) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio more alex smith film breakdown wud have been better than the last hr lol
— $÷€ph THA guy (@steph_thaguy) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio @EBJunkies @GlassJoeJP Golf Sucks!
— Andrew Gershman (@JewsnSports) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio the show is very funny and good today !!i agree with @EBJunkies and @GlassJoeJP !! Keep going . @matt_valdez go walk your dog --
— Carlos Lopes (@portulover1) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio I love the Tiger bit. Was not derailing the show. Love Goff and wish AppleTV was still on
— LeBright (@LebrightPSU) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio if the producers pulled plug on appleTV just to start a fight they are geniuses! Great segment!
— LeBright (@LebrightPSU) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio hearing jason scream over worst topic today radio gold.
— andy fish (@wvufish) March 9, 2018Umm @JunksRadio golf is not a sport
— Dr. Jay-Mr. Powers (@TheRealA_Jay) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio The BSing is what I love most about the show. Why would you ever mess with the genius!
— Carlos Alban (@LosAlban) March 9, 2018Because Jasons pongee quit working and T wont let him talk about buns, he ruins the show now.
— Just a Random Donk (@RandomDonk) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio yes, Tiger talk stinks. Automatic delete on podcast.
— Matt Broadrix (@MattBroadrix) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio love the segment and tiger updates
— Dylan warrenfeltZ (@dylanjwar) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio not a golf fan but I like the Tiger bit.
— John Tyreman (@John_Tyreman) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio more tiger
— Michael David (@mikedavid) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio @GlassJoeJP @drabtshirt TODAY SHOW WITH ALL THE GOLF is POOP
— juanDErockville (@juanDErockville) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio love the Tiger talk!!! EB is right, the show works! I listen everyday bc of the craziness and chaos --
— VT Nebs (@VTnebs) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio @drabtshirt @matt_valdez Have to side with the Junks here. Would much rather listen to the Junkies talk about tiger than endless rehashing of the kirk cousins saga like every other show
— Jack Blum (@TheRealJackBlum) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio Why can't Bishop and EB admit they are being defensive because THEY WANT TO talk about Tiger. EB is the worst. He typically gets a rise about sex talk himself
— Michael Turner (@Michael2Turner) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio @EBJunkies @matt_valdez @GlassJoeJP let them enjoy Tiger! Good radio!
— Mattynice (@Mattstars) March 9, 2018P1s love Tiger updates. Management and producers need to STFU. @JunksRadio @matt_valdez
— Steve Gaitten (@Gaitten) March 9, 2018@EBJunkies @JunksRadio four hours of Tiger Talk!!!!! I will listen every day as I have for 10 years.
— Stephen Daley (@stephendaley301) March 9, 2018@JunksRadio @EBJunkiesMore galf talk ----#itjusteffinworks #tigerweek
— Chris McConnell (@Mick_311) March 9, 2018No reason to take a shot at @matt_valdez. He does a great job.
— The Junkies (@JunksRadio) March 9, 2018So much Friday rickness . . .
— #Metroll (@DCmetroll) March 9, 2018Thanks.
— The Junkies (@JunksRadio) March 9, 2018Live look in at 1067TheFan: pic.twitter.com/tcIfSf76RO
— Jon DePompa (@JonDepompa) March 9, 2018Follow @ChrisLingebach and @1067TheFan on Twitter
