Some other joan highlights:
EB: We talked about pooping! We talked about a million things today!
Drab: Jason's not interested in the show unless we're talking about Tiger. He's sending us text messages that say, 'I thought this was a sports show.' So any time that we're not talking about Tiger, he's punching out. He's bitter.
Bish: No, I didn't say that. I said 'pretty good sports show.'
Drab: Okay, because we talked about haircuts for five minutes.
Bish: Yeah. That doesn't interest me. Pooing doesn't interest me. Do I like to do it? Yes. Do I like to talk about it? No!
Drab: Jordan Spieth shooting two-over doesn't 98 percent of the people listening on the radio!
Bish: Twenty-two years! Twenty-two years! How many years have you been doing radio?!
EB: We know what we're doing. We made it interesting.
Drab: Then you don't need producers! What are we here for?
EB: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! I'm gonna say something very honest. We don't need producers. We need guest-bookers. We don't need producers. That's the honest truth. If you think -- I mean, I don't want to be hurtful -- but, I mean, you think this show can't produce itself?
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Valdez: We had a fine time the last time he played and he teed off in the morning. We did a show, for some reason. But today, we have to cut in to every single segment with an update!
EB: He's one back from the leader. It's international news.
Valdez: Look. You guys have done radio for 22 years. I've been in radio for 10 years, so I can kind of figure out what's good and what's bad.
EB: In your opinion. Yeah. I'll take my 22 over your 10.
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Drab: Essentially they were saying it was a subpar show, that we were losing audience, and that people were going to another station.
EB: Drab, do you guys want to defend your position?
Drab: I think it was a subpar show, and I think the people who are on our side are listening to The Team right now.
EB: Really? Wanna bet?
Cakes: Look at their numbers. The numbers say otherwise!
After taking a slew of complimentary calls, JP sniped, "One more. I know we're backed up. I'm just waiting for the vote for the producers."
"Yeah, is somebody gonna vote for them?" EB asked.
"Check Twitter," Drab recommended.
So I pulled a random sampling of @JunksRadio's Twitter mentions during the segment.
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