By Ben Krimmel
The Philadelphia Flyers unveiled a new mascot this week. It is a large, orange, half-Sesame Street, half-I-don't-know-what, bug-eyed creature named Gritty.
A post shared by Philadelphia Flyers (@philadelphiaflyers) on Sep 24, 2018 at 8:19am PDT
Together... Forever ---- pic.twitter.com/7p1eivA39P
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) September 26, 2018What the heck is that thing? Is it supposed to be funny? Intimidating? An appeal to children? Or is this all an elaborate practical joke?
Goodnight, internet. pic.twitter.com/gx2Pbxfcds
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) September 25, 2018Why, Gritty? Why?
Gritty meanwhile is having a bit of a problem while on the ice.
ICE IS SLIPPERY, GRITTY pic.twitter.com/9R6GJHbHMP
— NHL on NBC (@NHLonNBCSports) September 25, 2018Gritty back out on ice between periods with T-shirt gun. The boos continue. pic.twitter.com/LCvQt8FfTx
— Tom Moore (@TomMoorePhilly) September 25, 2018And it doesn't get any less creepy. Here is Gritty Photoshopped into the background of stock images.
I Photoshopped the new Flyers mascot "Gritty" into the background of a bunch of stock images...THREAD... pic.twitter.com/Ztjb4H4vED
— Benstonium (@Benstonium) September 27, 2018Well, not every team in hockey had an offseason like the Washington Capitals.
A day that will never be forgotten. The Washington Capitals and D.C. are #StanleyCup CHAMPIONS. Soak it in: https://t.co/3IuX90K0mc pic.twitter.com/JBd9juXHks
— 106.7 The Fan (@1067theFan) June 13, 2018Follow @1067theFan on Twitter.





