Take all your big plans, and break 'em, this is bound to be a while, Adam Epstein's body is a wonderwall.
"Dude, what happened to you?" Junkies' Eric Bickel said Wednesday. "Your belly doesn't want to be that big!"
"You're in bad shape, dude," EB added.
Evidently, Awadd's coworkers weren't the only ones concerned: The father of Awadd also is worried.
Epstein claims when he started working at The Fan he weighed 185 and in July 2016 was as low as 176 pounds.
This week, he claims to tip the scale at 229 pounds.
"You've gained 56 pounds!" EB said.
With the holiday season coming, Awadd's waist is now a growing concern for all. The first step to solving anything is admitting there is a problem and thankfully, that fist step is coming up. Soon.
"I am changing my life," Awadd said. "As of Monday, I'm fully committed."
We'll wait now, with bated breath.
If not the consequences could be dire.