Losing Ryan Fitzpatrick to a hip injury in his debut with the Washington Football Team was not the start to the season that D.C. natives were hoping for. He threw six passes, completing three of them for 13 yards, and that was that. Washington's offense couldn't get much going with or without Fitzpatrick against the Chargers, putting up the lowest passing yardage output (133) of any team in the league in Week 1.
But a caller who rang into 106.7 The Fan's "BMitch and Finlay" claimed that Fitzpatrick's injury wasn't a new one, instead alleging that the 38-year-old had actually hurt his hip in an earlier unfortunate incident... on a waterslide. Listen in below at around the 6:00 mark for the call.