The Sports Junkies felt inspired after watching highlights from the debut of Dana White's new 'Power Slap' league on TBS.
So much so, the mulled over whether -- in 2023 -- they could get away with hosting a slightly more risqué version of their own slapping contest.
"I mean 100 percent back in the day, knowing the publicity [Dana White's 'Power Slap'] is gaining," EB said Thursday, "we would 100 percent have couples come in and do like a cheeks..."
"Yeah, like butt slaps," Cakes said.
"Bun slaps," EB agreed. "We would 100 percent do it."
Listen at the 14-minute mark in the audio player above.
Cakes: We wouldn't have couples slap each other in the face because then the authorities would be here and it's just a big thing.
EB: But is it possible that we could still do it? Like, why not?
Valdez: We can run it up the flagpole.
EB: I'm running it up the flagpole now. Three couples, the first three couples that want to come in. The wife has to wear a thong. I think that's the only thing, right? You have to wear a thong because you want the skin exposed.
Cakes: I mean we're making up these rules as we go, sure.
EB: And then we just do butt slaps. And then we judge based on imprints, redness.
Cakes: Are the guys wearing thongs too?
JP: That's a good bit!
EB: To be equal, should we have them slap the guys too?
Valdez: Yeah, it's a double rating.
EB: Alright so then what do the guys have to wear there? Speedo? Can we just stop at Speedo?
EB: Do you think we could get -- at this point in our career, with our aging audience -- could we get three couples to come in here and do it? What if we had a $1,000 prize?
The Sports Junkies went on to work through the finer details of what the contest would look like... in the flesh.
Listen around the 14-minute mark in the audio player above.