Potentailly the perfect holiday gift for the bacon-lover in your family comes from J&D’s Foods, makers of Bacon Salt. Bacon Scented Underwear!! Yes, you read that right. Bacon Scented Under wear. The company’s press release says"J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It's like a hot frying pan in your pants" adding, "We've stolen top-secret technology from NASA that allowed us to embed the smell of bacon into the ink of your Bacon Scented Underwear. Thanks NASA!"
They say the smell will last through mulitple washings as long as you use use unscented detergent, wash separately in warm water, and air or tumble dry.
The website also comes with thsi reminder "If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear." Thanks for the warning fellas.