Keith: Yankees will sign Juan Soto, because they have no choice

Keith opened Wednesday night’s show with some flashy new nicknames for the Yankees’ dynamic duo of Juan Soto and Aaron Judge.

“We have the Centurion Ferrari and the Most Valuable Lamborghini,” Keith said.

The Ferrari and the Lambo were on full display on Wednesday night, as Judge smacked two home runs and Soto blasted one of his own as part of a five RBI night, leading Keith to declare that Soto will be a Yankee for the long haul, simply because they have no choice but to make sure the young star stays in the Bronx.

“Yankees are gonna be that team. I’m done with the back and forth,” Keith said. “They have no choice. You have to keep this tandem together. You have to keep the stadium like this. You have to keep the fans happy. You have to keep this production.”