There's a video going viral right now of a recipe for HOT DOG WAFFLES. Here are the steps...
1. Carve hot dogs into, basically, strings of hot dog meat using a PAPER CLIP. Yes, a regular paper clip. They jam the rounded end of the paper clip into one end of a hot dog, and pull it along to the other end to create meat strips.
2. Beat a few eggs, add salt and pepper, then dump the hot dog strips into the egg mix.
3. Use tongs to put your hot dog-egg combo in a WAFFLE MAKER.
4. Cook them until you have hot dog waffles, then stack them on a plate.
5. Dump cheddar cheese into a pot, add Heineken beer, then melt it to make beer cheese.
6. Pour the melted cheese ALL OVER the hot dog waffles.
7. Eat.