These fellas are taking the term "porch pirate" a little too literally.
India Gardner of Detroit, Michigan returned home from work Saturday to find that porch pirates had stolen her entire porn in front of her house! Not a package or two, the ENTIRE PORCH!
Gardner explained that she "literally tripped before I realized what had happened. Whoever has my porch took my railings with it."
She plans on filing a police report.
Via Daily Mail