There’s a bull loose on Long Island, and nothing seems to be helping rein him in…so Gio turned to his impression of Big Mike, who you know would be on the case if he could be.
“I happen to have a menstruating cow on the premises that I have released into the yard. We’re just waiting for the bull to sniff the pheromones, aaaaaaaaand…”
Jerry Recco was incredulous as to what was happening, and what Eddie Scozzare was yelling into their earpieces that he could hear from across the desk…so Gio revealed that Eddie also wanted a Mike update on the castrated steer also on the loose.
“Here’s where we’re at, folks: I saw the bull on the loose on News 12, it’s now in my yard, but it so happens there’s now a penis-less bull in the backyard, that I believe the authorities have released, that’s eating my hydrangeas, and that’s a problem.”
C-Lo then painted a picture of Mike joining the search efforts, and, well…chaos ensued!
“What he said in my ear,” Gio said, “I couldn’t say that on the air!”
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