How does Triscuit do it? How do they make those tasty little ultra dry yet irresistable crackers that I love with all of my salty heart?
Obviously, they're made by Nabisco elves. Duh.
A guy called Sage Boggs is an incredible (likely stoned) human who dove much deeper into the legend of the Triscuit asking the question - what does that name even mean?
Tri: 3? No. NO?! WHAT!'scuit: Biscuit? Yes.
Now, I see the date stamp on there, I realize I'm late to the party, but I couldn't stop!
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR?!?
Electricity Biscuits?! WHY WOULD YOU SHORTEN THAT NAME!!
So that's how you keep a Pikachu after you catch it!