Say what you will about the richest man in the world, but one thing is for sure, if anyone could afford to buy and eat the Mona Lisa (wut?), it's Jeff Bezos. The dude is Amazon. He started his own rocket company so he can go to space (and will next month). Bezos is literally the richest person on the planet.
The internet, mostly used for evil for idiots to share their opinions as facts without any expertise, is occasionally graced by a fruit that ripens without the rot of the tree affecting it. And here we are with a Change.org petition calling on Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa and for at least a few minutes everything seems a bit better.
Many questions abound. How does one prepare the Mona Lisa to eat - a well crafted Italian pasta sauce perhaps? Would it take more than one serving to finish, like, does the Mona Lisa mean left overs for a few nights so he doesn't have to cook on a stupid Tuesday? Is Leonardo da Vinci buried somewhere where we can send a camera to watch his corpse rollover in its grave?
Remarkably this petition was started more than a year ago to little acknowledgment (how poetic), but now is gaining the excitement of idiots like myself. It states: "nobody has eaten the mona lisa and we feel jeff bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen."
Compared to everything else trending literally anytime, this is so much better. Bon appetit *chef's kiss*!