Three Disgruntled Taxpayers: Ted Cruz is Running for President ALREADY!?! + Scientists Ready to Build a "Space Elevator"

09/05/2026 — Three Disgruntled Taxpayers Episode 5 of Three Disgruntled Taxpayers! Matt, Justin, and Andrew break down the biggest stories of the week—or, more accurately, the stories they arbitrarily decided everyone else should care about. We’re still months away from the midterms, but Ted Cruz is ALREADY running for president. PLUS, a serial butt sniffer strikes in California, scientists believe they may finally have the material needed to build a “space elevator,” audience questions, and what the heck is the “Bob Ross Theory”? Warning: It’s somehow even dumber than it sounds.