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Elmer Fudd Can't Carry a Gun Anymore so he'll hunt Bugs Bunny with a Scythe? In the new Looney Tunes cartoons on HBO Max, no guns are allowed. Even Elmer Fudd will have to do without one when he hunts Bugs Bunny. But a producer says there will still be old-school "cartoony violence."https://bit.ly/3cGOAuf
7 am Headlines
The "Tiger King" song "Killer Carole" has been released!
If you watched "Tiger King" then you probably know that Joe Exotic was only lip-syncing in those music videos. A duo called The Clinton Johnson Band wrote and recorded the songs. Sadly, the duo's Daniel Clinton passed away last year . . . but Vince Johnson just got a record deal and released the country song we've all been waiting for. It's called "Killer Carole" and it's about Joe Exotic's nemesis Carole Baskin.https://bit.ly/2YeYH4w
A guy in India went to the hospital last week after he said he swallowed his cell phone charging cord and it was stuck in his stomach. But the doctors found it was actually in his bladder . . . and he'd jammed it through his urethra. They were able to safely remove it and the guy is recovering.https://bit.ly/2BMn3Ll
9 am Headlines
If you won the lottery, would you give your significant other? According to a recent survey, one in six people says they'd quickly end the relationship to keep all the money to themselves. And of the people who want to stay in their relationship, a quarter says they wouldn't do a 50/50 split.https://bit.ly/37cKetP
A woman in London visited her ex in April with a bottle of wine . . . but flipped out when he poured it into tumblers and not wine glasses. She slapped him, hit his roommate, then POOPED on their doorstep. She was just found guilty of criminal damage and assault.https://bit.ly/2Yk3X74
Here are a couple of tips if you're doing a "staycation" this summer: Make sure you truly separate yourself from work and take a breather . . . knock out your chores ahead of time, so you can really relax . . . plan something special to look forward to, just like a normal vacation . . . and don't forget to take pictures.https://prn.to/2BLGaFn