6 am Headlines
George Clooney responded to Quentin Tarantino's comment about him not being a movie star anymore by saying, "I'm like, all right, dude, [eff] off. I don't mind giving him [crap]. He gave me [crap]." https://bit.ly/46IrKQN
A poll found that 38% of companies sometimes lay people off instead of firing them just to avoid hurting their feelings. However, the main reason they do so is more self-serving—to maintain company morale and avoid a mutiny. https://bit.ly/3WKIlyH
7 am Headlines
The guys from "Cheers" once took a boat ride from Hell, when they got caught in the aftermath of a Hurricane and got seasick. On top of that, Ted Danson was on shrooms for the first time, thanks to Woody Harrelson. https://bit.ly/3WOaXHt
A new study suggests that tablet use may contribute to frequent outbursts. https://cnn.it/3An1fUW
9 am Headlines
"An North Carolina murderer escapes while on his way to see a doctor." https://bit.ly/46ImaxL
Corey Feldman claims the viral video of his awful guitar solo is a joke on us. The song it's part of is called "The Joke". He says, quote, "It's been great trollin' ya, let's do it again sometime!" https://bit.ly/3WNLGwO



