6 am Headlines
Scientists in China are working on a new contraceptive for men that uses injections and magnets to heat up and shrink your junk, so they stop working for a while. https://bit.ly/3jhM7vR
One in nine people dreads Mondays every single week. A new poll found close to one in four people feel that way most weeks. https://bit.ly/3lkHgwm
7 am Headlines
A guy in Florida was drunk when he picked his stepchild up from daycare on Friday. Then he left the kid behind at a store by mistake forgot he'd already picked them up and went back to the daycare to get them. He's facing charges for drunk driving and child neglect. https://bit.ly/2V5zmMV
We now find showers more relaxing than baths. https://bit.ly/3jaHNP2
Matt Damon is retiring the gay slur that starts with an F . .
. after his daughter put him in check and wrote an essay on why it's dangerous. Matt says he's used the word since he was a kid, but it had a "different application." https://bit.ly/3foLteW9 am Headlines
9 am Headlines
Bacon may disappear in California as pig rules take effect.
Paramount pulls ‘Clifford the Big Red Dog’ from the schedule due to Delta Variant worries.
Alabama has 6.3 fast food joints per 10k residents, more than anywhere else in the country.
