6 am Headlines
A woman arrested for self-pleasuring on a beach told cops, "It only took 20 seconds." https://bit.ly/3kyirv7
Hurricane Ida is looking eerily like a dangerous and perhaps scarier sequel to 2005’s Hurricane Katrina, the costliest storm in American history. Hurricane Ida made landfall around noon yesterday as a Category Four hurricane near Port Fourchon, Louisiana. That's less than 100 miles from New Orleans. https://cnn.it/3gGSTec
7 am Headlines
Carole Baskin confirms the sale of Joe Exotic's former zoo, says it can't be used for 'anything related to Tiger King.' https://yhoo.it/2WuGWBu
A couple charged wedding guests $120 each for no-showing. https://bit.ly/3mLZuHY
9 am Headlines
California parole panel voted in favor of release from prison for Sirhan Sirhan now his Freedom is up to Governor Gavin Newsome. https://bit.ly/3kuRI2s
New Dating Term: "Roaching" Is When Someone Hides Multiple Partners. https://bit.ly/3t2vwAv
Kanye's Chicago Listening Party Included Marilyn Manson, DaBaby, and Kim Kardashian in a Wedding Dress. https://bit.ly/3Bqz9mM
