6 am Headlines
There were two big deaths in the world of metal this week. Former Slipknot drummer Joey Jordison and Metal Church singer Mike Howe both died on Monday. In both cases, the cause of death is still unknown. https://bit.ly/3y5eCD7
An armed thief tries to rob a sex shop and gets beaten with a sex toy. https://bit.ly/3liNSM3
7 am Headlines
People are wearing disguises to get vaccinated, so their anti-vaxxer friends don't find out. https://yhoo.it/3BPvU9C
If your bathing suit has pineapples on it, people might think you're a swinger. https://bit.ly/3758zm9
9 am Headlines
The Average Person Has $116 in Unused Gift Cards? https://bit.ly/3C00tcS
The New York "Homecoming" concert in Central Park will now require proof of vaccination, but masks will be optional. https://bit.ly/3BPxOHj
Pizza hut is selling its classic red cups from the '90s. https://bit.ly/3zLnEWa
