6 am Headlines
The price of bacon is the highest it's been in 40 years. https://bit.ly/3opyi2v
Britney Spear's father Jamie has been suspended from his role as her conservator, effective immediately. A hearing on terminating the conservatorship entirely will take place on November 12th. https://bit.ly/2Ycv4Vs
7 am Headlines
A new study found phone calls immediately started lasting a lot longer when the initial lockdowns hit, especially for women. Calls between women lasted 140% longer than usual. Calls between men were "only" 66% longer. https://bit.ly/3F3gbFB
A missing drunk man spent hours helping a search party look for himself. https://bit.ly/39OP1DU
Airbnb is offering three one-night stays at the "Scream" house in Northern California for $5. There will be a virtual check-in from David Arquette, scares from Ghost Face, and a movie marathon with snacks. https://bit.ly/2YbXcrK
9 am Headlines
Mark Hoppus shared he is now cancer-free. He was diagnosed back in April with Stage 4-A Diffuse large B-cell lymphoma. Quote, "Still have to get scanned every six months and it'll take me until the end of the year to get back to normal but today is an amazing day and I feel so blessed." https://bit.ly/39SlDg8
A smuggler was caught with two pounds of gold paste in his rectum. https://bit.ly/3onhuJw
Jake Gyllenhaal had his dog neutered, and filled his sack with fake testes called "Neuticles". He says, the vet suggested them, and he wasn't interested at first, but he changed his mind. https://bit.ly/3oqUutj
