6 am Headlines
The U.S. Capitol was evacuated because of Army Parachuters at a Nationals Game.
The U.S. Capitol was briefly evacuated last night when an airplane was mistaken for a "probable threat". Turns out it was a plane of Army parachuters doing a pre-game demonstration at a Nationals game https://bit.ly/3MfsH7A
The bride and the caterer secretly drugged their wedding guests!
Chaos ensued at a wedding in Florida back in February, when a bride and her caterer secretly spiked the food with weed. Now, they're both facing felony charges. The groom was apparently not involved. https://bit.ly/3EvZSkN
7 am Headlines
A guy inhaled a drill bit at the dentist.
60% of Americans believe every day should be Mother's Day
"USA Today" is running its annual Save Our Shows poll, where people can vote on what shows they don't want canceled. The early frontrunners are "Magnum, P.I." and "A Million Little Things".
9 am Headlines
Hugh Jackman’s wife Deborra-Lee Furness says the persistent rumors that Hugh is gay are "so silly." She says that if he was gay, he would be, quote, "dating Brad Pitt, or whatever. https://bit.ly/3v2koWX
Astronomers say that probing Uranus should be a top priority. And they want NASA to stop putting it off and go for it already. https://bit.ly/3xHtSsm
An entire Home Depot burned down in San Jose two weekends ago, and now we know what happened. A shoplifter started a small fire in one of the aisles as a diversion. It eventually got so big, you could see it from space. https://bit.ly/3xQHv8C
The average gamer over age 65 spends $500 a year? https://bit.ly/3K29YLl
