6 am Headlines
Two sisters recently got into a drunken, half-naked brawl at Disney World. One of them puked. Then they both slipped in it while they were fighting, and fell into some bushes. The one who puked took her dress off, so she was only wearing underwear and sandals, no bra. They continued to fight until security broke it up. https://bit.ly/3LvfZC5
"Wayne's World" co-stars Mike Myers and Dana Carvey have put all their differences aside. Dana says, quote, "We've become very very close friends. The only good thing about getting old is you just, sort of get a little more wisdom." https://bit.ly/3JtXNXY https://bit.ly/3oOqKFT
"The New York Post" just did a big write-up on how the hottest new delicacy at restaurants is squirrel meat. At least at restaurants in the U.K. right now. https://bit.ly/366fQop
7 am Headlines
A 29-year-old man in California was pulled over last week, and there was an alligator in the passenger's seat. He said he was babysitting it for a friend who was in jail. The man was arrested, and the alligator was confiscated. https://bit.ly/3LxGXJq
Eminem knelt during his Super Bowl Halftime performance, even though there were rumors he wasn't supposed to. And 50 Cent made a surprise appearance. The show was headlined by Snoop and Dr. Dre, while Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar also performed. https://youtu.be/gdsUKphmB3Y
9 am Headlines
Teslas can't FART anymore, at least not while they're in motion. The government made them disable their "Boombox" feature that allows the driver to play random sounds through an external speaker. So now it won't work unless you're parked. Elon Musk blamed the "fun police" on Twitter. https://cnn.it/3LJVBNZ
Kevin Smith is upset that "Spider-Man: No Way Home" wasn't nominated for Best Picture. Quote, "They got 10 slots, they can't give one to the biggest movie of, like, the last three years?" https://bit.ly/3uPdFQn