6 am Headlines
A survey finds that 60% of single women are open to dating single dads. The idea is that single dads are more likely to be stable and mature, and they're less likely to "play games." https://prn.to/3plCyD5
The missing Titanic sub search continues as the oxygen runs out. https://fxn.ws/3pq7cet
7 am Headlines
A man cleaned himself up at Pierce Brosnan's House after pooping in his neighbor's yard. https://bit.ly/3JrU7bt
Scientists are teaching A.I. to do stuff around the house the same way WE learn everything now YOUTUBE. They showed it "how-to" videos of 12 tasks, like opening drawers, and then linked it to robots that replicated them. The goal is for everyone to eventually have robot maids like "The Jetsons". https://bit.ly/3qSBCqd
9 am Headlines
A 46-year-old man from Florida was caught shoplifting some NAUGHTY items from a Target on Monday including a pink vibrator, which fell out of his pants as he was being arrested. https://bit.ly/43SeGWR
Elton John says a set list should feel like having sex. Quote, "You start off really well, then you chill out a little bit, then towards the end of the show all hell breaks loose." https://bit.ly/3Pn5DZz
Someone tried to smuggle meth into a jail in Kansas by sewing it into his underwear. The drugs were discovered when he was searched. Two arrests have been made, but there may be more coming. https://bit.ly/439wFqF
