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Headlines For Tuesday, March 8, 2022
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6 am Headlines

A furious wife shot her husband in the crotch with a fishing harpoon because he went boozing with pals instead of cooking her dinner.  Boonchuey Mooseeton, 45, was so drunk he did not go to the hospital until the next day, where he received 17 stitches.  https://bit.ly/3vSHtw7

A guy in Texas was sick of telemarketers calling. So last year, he started suing them for breaking the law. And in 11 months, he's made $75,000 in settlements. https://bit.ly/3pNIzW1

7 am Headlines

A new study found that 65% of Americans say they have some "cure-all" in their homes for skin problems. There aren't many specifics, but the most popular remedies include Antibiotic ointments and petroleum jelly.  https://bit.ly/3ITBc7f

The Muppet Show" band Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are getting their show on Disney+. It's called "The Muppets Mayhem." It stars Lilly Singh as a junior record company exec who has to help the band cut their first album. The show starts filming in April.  https://bit.ly/3tCC3CN

9 am Headlines

A 64-year-old guy in Florida got arrested last Friday after he walked up to his neighbor's driveway naked and saw a glass table on their porch and Defecated on top of it.  https://bit.ly/3vNPORK

Working outside your work schedule can make you hate your job. https://bit.ly/3Kvvk4v

A pornography habit makes men worse in bed but does it make women better?  https://bit.ly/3ISEK9J

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