6 am Headlines
A 13-year-old kid in Texas accidentally swallowed the squeaker in a dog toy while trying to annoy his mom with it. And every time he breathed in or laughed, it made a squeaking sound. Even his doctors and nurses were laughing at it. Luckily, they got it out, and he's okay. https://fxn.ws/3rPLA8T
Cassandra Peterson (AKA Elvira) is not at all surprised by Madonna seemingly coming out as gay, attributing it to the history the pop star has with her current girlfriend. https://bit.ly/2ZwzM0z
Florida grandfather charged after rental car employee discovers toddler left behind in a vehicle. https://fxn.ws/3rPLA8T
7 am Headlines
In a new poll, one in six people says they feel stressed the exact moment they wake up and the average person says they need to be awake for an average of 33 minutes before "feeling human." https://bit.ly/3EIVnpf
9 am Headlines
A 67-year-old guy in North Carolina tried to get into someone's house last Thursday, but they slammed the door on his hand. And cops were able to track him down because he left some DNA evidence behind a glove with his severed finger still in it. https://bit.ly/3T1hACY
AC/DC has a new "children's" book called "The AC/DC AB/CD High Voltage Alphabet". Although it seems like it's aimed more at adult fans than actual kids. https://bit.ly/3CTYWrf
