6 am Headlines
A couple in the U.K. posted photos after their little kid decided to go number two in a hardware store's display toilet. Yes, they had to fish it out. https://bit.ly/3HnnPfx
Charlie Sheen's 18-year-old daughter Sam joined OnlyFans and he's not happy. He blames her mom, Denise Richards. Quote, "[Sam] is 18 years old now and living with her mother. This did not occur under my roof." https://pge.sx/3tBOoYN
7 am Headlines
The hottest new rage in fashion: men wearing pearls? https://cnn.it/3mHCE37
Lady Gaga is “in early talks” to join to star opposite Joaquin Phoenix in a ‘Joker’ musical sequel. https://bit.ly/3mJEDUj
Jennifer Aniston is facing backlash for her out-of-touch comments about Hollywood.
9 am Headlines
Someone on Reddit posted a photo of a sign their boss put up announcing a new rule: For every minute you're late to work, you have to stay an extra ten minutes at the end of the day. So, if you're two minutes late, 20 minutes. https://bit.ly/3mJVciX
Joan Jett is fed up with people sexually assaulting dolphins and she wants it to stop. She's actually calling on SeaWorld to stop forcibly breeding dolphins and beluga whales. https://bit.ly/39qqPuU
