6 am Headlines
A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a neighbor's porch from the front yard, the whole porch. The house had been removed from the lot, but the property owner says the porch was NOT up for grabs. https://bit.ly/3OPeYra
A Burger King in Pennsylvania had a sign out front that said: "Now hiring LOSERS." It was supposed to say "Now hiring CLOSERS", but the "C" fell down. We're assuming it's been fixed. https://bit.ly/3YJhMus
It's National Cheap Flight Day, when tickets for the holidays are supposed to be the cheapest. Most experts say it's overblown though, and there isn't really one "best" day for everyone. That said, tickets do tend to be cheaper this time of year than they were a month or two ago. https://cnb.cx/3YSz2xu
7 am Headlines
Britney Spears and Sam Asghari already split up their five dogs in their divorce. Sam is only keeping the Doberman, and Britney is keeping the other four, including the Australian Shepherd. https://bit.ly/3sqdfRx
Jennifer Aniston revealed that she tried a salmon sperm facial, but she's not sure it worked. She also says she's over cancel culture, and these days, she's pretty much only sleeping with her dog. https://pge.sx/3QScnzq
9 am Headlines
Dolly Parton does get angry when needed. Especially when doing business. She'll even "pitch a fit" to get something done right. https://bit.ly/3OKVSSU
A year ago this week, a Yankees fan went viral for poking a hole in a hot dog, and using it as a straw to drink his beer. Now Oscar Mayer is paying tribute by giving away replica hot dog straws made of silicone. They're doing a limited number per day. You can sign up at OscarMayer.com/HotDogStraw. https://bit.ly/3qydc5K
Angelina Jolie gets new middle finger tattoos, fans speculate that they're about her Ex Brad Pitt.
