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Headlines For Thursday, March 9, 2023

The Rise Guys
The Rise Guys

6 am Headlines

Violence broke out during a threesome on Monday, and 67% of the lovers were arrested.  It's unclear what started it, but one of them was hit with a FELONY charge for smashing another's car with a cinder block.  No one was seriously hurt.  https://bit.ly/3ZXMnnz


"Fast X" is meant to be pronounced, "Fast Ten". The director said it's a pun as in, quote, "fast ten your seatbelts." https://bit.ly/3LawKEZ

7 am Headlines

A judge in Canada just ruled on a harassment case, where a neighbor gave another neighbor the finger.  He said that giving someone the middle finger is a "God-given" right and threw out the case. https://bit.ly/420GrMk

A Russian company shot a movie on the International Space Station.  It's called "The Challenge", and it's about a surgeon who has to perform heart surgery on a cosmonaut in space. https://bit.ly/3yr7u5Q

9 am Headlines

Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel has a plan if he gets ambushed.  Quote, "If I'm bigger than they are, I beat the [crap] out of them on television.  And if it's The Rock, I run."  https://bit.ly/3l8g3iK

Researchers in Texas say they've come up with a new hormone injection that can make people sober up twice as fast.  https://bit.ly/3ZxRdIk

Headlines For Thursday, March 9, 2023