6 am Headlines
Violence broke out during a threesome on Monday, and 67% of the lovers were arrested. It's unclear what started it, but one of them was hit with a FELONY charge for smashing another's car with a cinder block. No one was seriously hurt. https://bit.ly/3ZXMnnz
"Fast X" is meant to be pronounced, "Fast Ten". The director said it's a pun as in, quote, "fast ten your seatbelts." https://bit.ly/3LawKEZ
7 am Headlines
A judge in Canada just ruled on a harassment case, where a neighbor gave another neighbor the finger. He said that giving someone the middle finger is a "God-given" right and threw out the case. https://bit.ly/420GrMk
A Russian company shot a movie on the International Space Station. It's called "The Challenge", and it's about a surgeon who has to perform heart surgery on a cosmonaut in space. https://bit.ly/3yr7u5Q
9 am Headlines
Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel has a plan if he gets ambushed. Quote, "If I'm bigger than they are, I beat the [crap] out of them on television. And if it's The Rock, I run." https://bit.ly/3l8g3iK
Researchers in Texas say they've come up with a new hormone injection that can make people sober up twice as fast. https://bit.ly/3ZxRdIk



