ESPN has reportedly laid off NBA analyst Mark Jackson after nearly 10 years with the station.
Following the news, an adult webcam site is offering Jackson a million dollars to work for a year as their “play-by-play” announcer.
In a release, CamSoda says they want his analysis during their live adult content broadcasts online.
The letter sent to Jackson reads:
Dear Mark Jackson,
My condolences on being laid off by ESPN and vacating your role as an NBA analyst at the worldwide leader in sports.
Now that you’re out of a job and in search of work, I’d like to formally extend you an offer. We here at CamSoda - an adult webcam site - would like to hire you as the company’s first-ever play-by-play announcer for adult cam shows. You’d call private cam sessions just like you had been calling NBA games, commentating on the action playing out in front of your very eyes. You can even use your catchphrase, “Grown Man Move” for sensational moments during couples shows when the man bangs down low and goes strong to the hole.
In return for hiring you as CamSoda’s play-by-play announcer - a role you would have to serve for one full year - we’d be willing to compensate you up to $1,000,000.
Please take some time to consider my offer. I’d like to get you back on the mic and calling the…action…ASAP.
Sincerely,
Daryn Parker
CamSoda Vice President
While not all content on CamSoda is adult in nature, it is an 18 and over site.
Jackson was a player and coach in the NBA before moving into broadcasting.