*SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATE FROM STEVE "EVIL BOSS" SALHANY*
What should have been a glorious day at Fenway turned into a massacre on TIC broadcaster, David Simpson's face. Yes friends, all is not well in baseball land. Let's introduce you to the characters, shall we? First we have our hero, David Simpson. Next, our villains: Steve "Evil Boss" Salhany and Mark "we thought you were a nice guy" the Shark.
Simpson, Sal and Shark trekked up to Boston to see a Sox game. Simpson ended up in the ER — ALONE. Why was he alone? Because his bum "friends" went to the game ANYWAY. Yep, they sat their fancy butts in a LUXURY SUITE while Simpson bled out at Beth Isreal Hospital. Oh, and the ER bill is $2500. One pretzel in that luxury box could pay poor Simpsons bill. Don't believe us? Listen to the full story below and scroll down to see all the photographic evidence from that fateful day.

UPDATE: Steve "Evil Boss" Salhany hotlined Christine and Salt and tried to defend his despicable behavior. Listen below, and no — we don't believe him.






