I can make all the Michigan jokes in the world but I traded in my troll card after Michigan State blew a huge lead against Illinois this past weekend.
I am here to say I have turned in my troll card. I don't deserve to troll the michigan fan base anymore. The team I love has gone and kicked me in the balls today. I would love to win 10 games again. I don't know when that'll happen again. #retiredtroll
— Evan Jankens (@KINGoftheKC) November 10, 2019
No, I'm not becoming a Michigan fan and I still hate Michigan fans more than anything. I just can't troll about it. I can't make fun of their entire campus wearing corduroy pants. I can't even bother to tell you the only fans that care about Michigan football are the ones that didn't attend the University. I won't do it.
Instead, I am here today to bring you Michigan's sexiest fan as a peace offering. Her name is Elle Johnson and she has quite the following on Twitter. She also makes sure you know she loves U of M. Her bio reads, "Sassy Saucy Blonde BlueEyed Girly Girl Bikini Model . Oh yeah, and a HUGE Michigan fan too! #GoBlue!!"
My beloved #Wolverines have a bye week so I guess I'm going to have to watch the game between the guy with all the AFLAC rings and the dude with the ginormous noggin. I'm going with the noggin. #GoBlue! #AlabamaVsLSU pic.twitter.com/e8SqIbXJoN
— Elle Johnson (@_ElleJohnson) November 9, 2019#SundayFunday . . . At least my kind of fun! -- pic.twitter.com/0RAfO2JPQT
— Elle Johnson (@_ElleJohnson) November 3, 2019#HappyHalloween #13SexyDaysOfHalloween #Halloween19 #Halloween pic.twitter.com/Um0RHPQR15
— Elle Johnson (@_ElleJohnson) October 31, 2019




