Claiming she makes a whopping $7000 a day selling her boob sweat (just months after she went viral for selling her farts in jars), Stephanie Matto from “90 Day Fiance” had “retired” from selling jar farts because it was wreaking havoc on the ol’ digestive system to just keep crop dusting so sexily all day. WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE, RIGHT?
Steph says she spends hours on end lounging by the pool and catching her boob trickles, which she playfully calls “cha cha sweat”. Takes her about 15 minutes to put together a jar. She told her 298,000 followers that it’s actually very hard work to sit by the pool all day and maintain the proper levels of hydration. Yep, sounds like back breaking shiftwork to me.
Begs the question: what’s worse? That she’s DOING this or that so many people are buying it? Worst part about it - now every time I watch a cha-cha on Dancing With The Stars I’ll think of this chick’s swampy underboob… sorry if now YOU will too.