Usually it's kids that say the craziest things. But what happens when your kids do something unexpected? The reaction is PRICELESS!
The following are ACTUAL sentences our listeners said to their kids.
--Rock
“We don’t rub our butts on our sisters.”
“No, I did not poop you out of my Virginia.”
“Don’t lick the Camaro.”
“Stop peeing with a sandwich in your hand!”
“We don't use the shower curtain as toilet paper."
"Don't spill gravy on the dog!"
"Why is the cat in the (not turned on) microwave?"
"What do you mean you peed in the apple juice?"
"Don't draw on my stove with your cheese."
"We don't hang Christmas ornaments from our penis."
"Junior, get your salami off the cat."
"No, I'm not getting you a flamethrower for Christmas!"
"Stop putting your hand in the potty. The poop stays in there."
"We do not pull fire alarms so we can hear what they sound like."
"Stop drinking out of the dog's water bowl!"
