After 104 years, Mr. Peanut is no more.
In a pre-Super Bowl ad, Mr. Peanut sacrifices himself to save his friends, actors Matt Walsh and Wesley Snipes, after their road trip through the Grand Canyon takes a turn for the worse.
The official Twitter account of Mr. Peanut later confirmed the terrible news.
Across the country, tributes were paid to the monocled legume we all lost too soon.
Of course, the "popular" theory is that Mr. Peanut will return in a blaze of glory during the actual game, since probably only the shell was cracked in the fall, and his buried legume body will just grow more peanuts.
These marketing IDIOTS think I'm gonna fall for their obvious "Mr. Peanut is dead" ploy?
— ianabramson (@ianabramson) January 22, 2020
They'll have a funeral for Mr. Peanut at the Super Bowl. Here's the thing: he's a nut (legume, I know, but still). His buried body will GROW more peanuts.
This is how the mascot reproduces.
For now, and until February 2, all we can do is mourn.
RIP, Mr. Peanut.
