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There should never be a cake that simulates birth!'}, 'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/paragraph/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536-0@published'}, {'data': {'text': "Amy Schumer is currently pregnant with her first child with hubby, Chris Fischer. While she's had a bit of a rough pregnancy (canceling shows due to morning sickness and such), seemingly, her sister-in-law has no sympathy. Actually, just a really sick sense of humor."}, 'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/paragraph/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536-1@published'}, {'data': {'text': 'Sister-in-law Molly, took it upon herself to make Amy a cake in honor of the upcoming birth of her future niece or nephew. And when we say birth, we mean birth. 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And I can’t stress that enough IN LAW. surprised me with a horrifying cake and i can’t thank her enough. So I won’t thank her at all. @mofischhh something is truly wrong with you and i love you. #haunting #butthole</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by @<a href="https://www.instagram.com/amyschumer/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> amyschumer</a> on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2019-01-28T11:12:18+00:00">Jan 28, 2019 at 3:12am PST</time></p></div></blockquote>', 'invalid': False}, 'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/instagram-post/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536-3@published'}, {'data': {'text': 'O......................M............................G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'}, 'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/paragraph/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536-4@published'}], 'stationLogoUrl': 'https://images.radio.com/logos/KLUVFM.png', 'isContentFromAP': False, 'stationSyndication': [], 'feeds': {'google-news-feed': True, 'rss': True, 'apple-news': False, 'smartNews': True, 'sitemaps': True, 'most-popular': True, 'msn': True, 'newsfeed': True, 'reversechron': True, 'postup': True, 'smart-news': True, 'frequency': True}, 'socialDescription': 'Amy Schumer’s Sister-In-Law Made Her The Most Horrific “Birth” Cake', 'stationName': '98.7 KLUV', 'byline': [{'names': [{'name': 'Miles In The Morning', 'text': 'Miles In The Morning', 'slug': 'miles-in-the-morning'}], 'sources': [{'text': '98.7 KLUV'}], 'hosts': [], 'prefix': 'by'}], 'headline': 'Amy Schumer\'s Sister-In-Law Made Her The Most Horrific "Birth" Cake', 'syndicatedUrl': '', 'msnTitle': 'Amy Schumer\'s Sister-In-Law Made Her The Most Horrific "Birth" Cake', 'canonicalUrl': 'http://www.audacy.com/987thespot/blogs/miles-morning/comedian-amy-schumers-sister-law-made-her-terrible-birth-cake-complete-cabbage', 'featuredNews': False, 'dateModified': '2020-10-20T09:13:51.868Z', 'secondarySectionFront': '', 'sideShare': {'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/share/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536@published'}, 'lead': [{'data': {'alt': 'amy_schumer_chris_fischer', 'url': 'https://images.radio.com/aiu-media/sipa-23404344-01cf0673-0a99-4fb8-b56c-51f122d21552.jpg', 'width': 3600, 'credit': '(Photo by Anthony Behar/Sipa USA)', 'height': 2400, 'caption': '', '_version': 1, 'rendition': '', 'sizeInBytes': '758855'}, 'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/image/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536@published'}], 'adTags': {'original_ref': 'www.audacy.com/_components/ad-tags/instances/ckghr3djy001hunqlsc3eycnr@published'}, 'site': 'demo', 'stationSlug': '987thespot', 'articleDate': '2019-01-29', 'articleWithinGoogleStandoutPublishDateLimit': True, 'canBeMarkedGoogleStandout': True, 'teaser': 'Amy Schumer’s Sister-In-Law Made Her The Most Horrific “Birth” Cake'}, 'sort': [345549], 'stationSlug': '987thespot', 'original_id': 'www.audacy.com/_components/article/instances/migrate-987thespot-26536@published'}}