76-year-old Patsy Murrell was a little perturbed that her ex-boyfriend started dating someone new, and she decided to make her frustrations known.
She drove to her ex's place, and completely vandalized their cars, utilizing amongst other things oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon.
Patsy drove to her ex's place this past September, and actually rammed her car into his before pouring oil over the air vents, and wrote like "Loves Kinkey Sex" and "Wominzer" in pink lipstick on the windows.
Patsy then moved onto the new girlfriend's car, pouring oil on it as well, writing "SLUT" in pink lipstick on the side, and placing a DEAD RACCOON on the hood!
Patsy was arrested last Wednesday morning according to The Smoking Gun, and is facing two felony criminal mischief counts.
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