The Ohio Supreme Court has suspended an attorney who they say defecated into an empty can of Pringles chips before tossing it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.
Didn't think you would read that sentence today, huh?
Criminal defense attorney Jack A. Blakeslee said he had a very good explanation for his actions, though: He said he didn't target anyone, and had a habit of pooping in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car.
Blakeslee claimed that he pulled the Pringles "prank" no less than ten times this year.
The court didn't buy his excuse, though. At the time of the incident, Blakeslee was scheduled to see the center 15 minutes after the Pringles deposit. At the time, Blakeslee was representing someone accused in a capital murder case.
According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, the court decided to suspend Blakeslee from the practice of law for one year, with six months of that suspension stayed.
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