50-year-old Paul Kijek of St. Petersburg, Florida got a little too drunk at a bar this past Saturday and was called a cab to take him hom.
Kijek refused to get into the cab, and was adamant that he would drive himself home. He began yelling at the cab driver called for him, and proceeded to PUNCH him in the face! He jumped out of the cab, began dancing in the street, and started yelling at strangers and passersby "You white mother[effers]," and a popular line from Chapelle's Show, "I'm Rick James, b----!"
Kijek was arrested and is facing charges for battery and disorderly intoxication.
Via The Smoking Gun
