There's just a lot of things wrong with this one.
37-year-old Aaron Hall was at a bar in Florida when he attempted to take one of their tiki torches and just…leave.
Police responded to a call from The Galley in St. Petersburg of Hall attempting to steal the tiki torch. The 37-year-old also reportedly approached a woman who, according to WFLA, ran away from him because she "feared for her safety."
Apparently Hall felt insulted by this reaction, because allegedly told the woman to "suck my d---" before putting down the tiki torch and returning to the bar.
Hall proceeded to yell at a couple of other patrons, at which point the police were called.
Hall, who police said is homeless, and was reportedly intoxicated during the incident, was taken to the Pinellas County Jail and charged with disorderly conduct.
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