Police in Clermont, Florida arrested a woman who was attempting to sell teddy bears outside of a Publix grocery store.
She probably would've avoided jail had she not been high and carrying a whip and pitchfork while doing so, though.
According to Fox 35, a trooper saw the woman, later identified as 56-year-old Lisa Anne Slone, yelling and waving the pitchfork and whip outside the grocery store's main entrance and handcuffed her after she refused to stop.
A store manager told the officer that Slone was reportedly trying to sell teddy bears behind the store, and at some point started to yell and run around with the pitchfork and the whip, even stabbing a man's minivan.
The trooper said Slone appeared to be "highly intoxicated on some sort of stimulant drug," and reportedly told the police "she felt no pain anymore and that God was in control."
She was taken to the Lake County Jail on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
The pitchfork was also placed into evidence.
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