Random man calls librarians asking them to read random things so he can pleasure himself

Librarian typing on computer at desk
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This may be one of the most strange Fired from Americas we've ever heard of.

Apparently, a man has been calling random libraries across the country asking for librarians to read everything from Supreme Court rulings to titles of John Grisham books so he can "pleasure" himself to the sounds of whatever they are reading.

Like we said, strange.

Librarian Jess Stevens made a post in the Facebook group Library Think Tank where she says a man recently called asking to hear information on 'Brady vs. Maryland,' and she remembers him from eight years earlier where he called about hearing titles of Grisham books.

Many other librarians responded with their own stories of these calls, where the man would often provide the excuse that his computer crashed, and he needed entire articles from Wikipedia to be read to him so he could "write them down." And more often than not, these calls would end with "heavy breathing and lewdness."

Per Above the Law, Stevens warns that if any other librarians are to receive any of these types of calls, to just "ignore them."

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