37-year-old Michael Holden of Tyrone, Pennsylvania recently broke into his neighbor's home while she was sleeping.
While she was asleep on the couch, Holden stole her bank cards, $700 in cash, and ALL of her sex toys.
When the woman and her boyfriend confronted him, Holden confessed to the theft. Security cameras also captured the 37-year-old in the act.
According to the NY Daily News, Holden faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and theft.
