The country is on its way to another recession, this according to a self-proclaimed financial experts who says she can predict the market better than most bankers.
She would be a stripper who goes by @botticellibimbo on Twitter, where she made a series of claims that strip clubs were "sadly a leading indicator of economic health."
Per The New York Post, @botticellibimbo says that strip clubs are "an operative tool" for business people and not just a source of "sinful" entertainment, explaining that "[as strippers] we always have to be aware of fluctuations in the market and how upper class white men are behaving and spending their money."
She continued, "Ask ANY stripper we have to be aware of how rich people are going to spend their money, stripping is betting on how the rich spend their money. You're gonna tell me that isn't just a stock exchange?"
And @botticellibimbo doesn't offer any hope for the near economic future.
In a recent, she said: "the strip club is sadly a leading indicator and i can promise y'all we r in a recession lmao."
@botticellibimo concluded saying, "Every single stripper I know is a better trend forecaster than any finance bro or marketing exec."
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