You've seen the memes.
THEM: "Everyone stay home!"
US: "No!"
THEM: "Release the murder hornets!"
Pfffff.
We ain't scared. Didn't kill this guy.
Fool.
And did you know you can eat them?
Sure! They kill up to 50 people a year in Japan, but they get back at the little fuckers by fryin' em up in a pan, and shoving a skewer up where the stinger used to be.
They're considered a delicacy, with people saying they have "a popcorn-y flavor without the butter." They're also high in protein.
Yeah?
Still, I think I'll stick to Muscle Milk.





