Brad Steiner

Brad loathes bios. Brad hates when people talk about themselves in 3rd person. Brad is tweakin. Brad was told to write a legit Bio. Brad politely declined. Brad is going to be yelled at for that decision. Brad likes to drink expensive beer. Brad is yelled at by his wife for that poor monetary decision. Brad is a neurotic, self-obsessed non-blogger. Brad is currently wearing a cape. Brad would like to get kicked out of a casino for winning too much money. Brad is the World's Leading Expert in the life of Peter Tomarkin. Brad participates in synchronized group dance during any Kenny Loggins song. Brad likes the word shsfdnvioasodfsdjfffffffff. Brad doesn’t understand why all of his pants pockets come from the store sewn together. Brad doesn’t like when you do that. Stop doing that. Seriously. Stop. Brad's pet peeve is when TV and radio people ask about your pet peeves. Brad would like better gifts from listeners this year. Brad wants to cuddle with you. Yes you. Right now. Let's make this happen.